What Not To Do

This is a great article and one that should be posted in each residence hall and common areas in the schools in Manhattan. Of course I would like to add a few more things to the list. Here goes.
* Don't scream at the top of your lungs at 3am while walking home from the local bar.
There are people who actually live in the neighborhood and are probably asleep so as to get up in the morning to go to work. Also, the resident cannot always distinguish between a horsing around scream and a scream for help.

Don't use your cell phone while crossing the street.
When you use your cell phone you miss the green light of the oncoming car.

Don't talk about using feminine wipes on a crowded elevator.
You really don't want the whole building to know you shacked up with the guy you met in the bar last night.

If you scored a perfect score on the SAT don't use the word "like."
Using the word like makes you sound stupid.

Don't take your high heels off and walk around Manhattan.
You cannot even begin to imagine the amount of germs you can pick up within the first 10 minutes of walking.